Tour bus arrives at the Hard Rock Hotel in mid morning… Head to check- in in what seems to be a club atmosphere in the middle of the night. The lights are dim and you are assaulted by overwhelming sights and sounds. I try to get into the Rock star head- space since we are here to perform at The Joint! The Same stage that has had some of the most incredible performers on it , the same stage where Guns and Roses just signed on for a several week performance.
I spend several moments being entranced by the huge moving billboard, showing all of the most incredible Rock Stars, behind the beautiful check in people and by the beyond cool musicians filing through with their instruments. I am distracted by the glass cases of the costumes worn by the actual performers. There is Cee Lo Green’s bejeweled black outfit with the space age shoulders, Britney Spears’ see-through- skin colored- tiny dress, Madonna’s hip- flamenco style dress and bolero jacket and of course James Brown’s kingly cape and crown. Much to the horror of my band mates I am starting to fantasize about a new costume look for The Pink Flamingos!
Lucky for them, we get our rooms and head to them. Everything about this hotel is so Rock and Roll. The elevators are like road cases with famous lyric quotes inside. The lights are covered by Zyldjian Cymbals and there is a chandelier made completely of saxophones! My room is fit for a rock star with colors of muted silver and grey’s and framed photos of The Monkey’s and Kurt Cobain. I am definitely going to have Rock Star dreams tonight!
We head down to The Joint to set up our gear. The stage is amazing with an incredible lighting rig that looks like an otherworldly space craft is descending on us. The sound guys are super professional and sound check goes smoothly and quickly.
As the costumer, I get to spend the bulk of setup in the dressing room – a REAL dressing room with actual make up mirrors and a professional costume steamer! There are posters plastered all over the wall of every rock n roller you can imagine. I am daydreaming that I am using the exact same steamer that Mick Jagger’s costume mistress used for Mick’s costumes when I hear it’s time for sound check. Before I head down I pass through the Green Room where I try to sit on every couch and touch every item that Rock Stars have touched – hoping that their super-star power may rub off on me.
Time to come back to Earth – Show Time!
Maybe it was the steamer or the super star vibes from the couch or standing on the same stage that infamous Rock Stars have stood on or maybe it was just plain hard work – but that night, at The Joint, I became a legend in my own mind and had my 15 minutes of fame!